King Dizzy

And my motto is the same as ever:
"I believe in the kindness of strangers. And when I’m at war with myself I ride, I just ride."
Who are you?
Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?
Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?
I have. I am fucking crazy.
But I am free.

emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

(via ruinedchildhood)

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

(via ruinedchildhood)

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

(via sicklie)

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via sicklie)

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

(via laughtime)

Neymar Superhero

(Source: fuckyeahzarry, via dontleavesoccer)

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

(via dontleavesoccer)

oportunitas:

When someone touches ur butt

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(via ruinedchildhood)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via sleeping-with-no-one)